Jester of the Animal Kingdom.

[Locked from Hostiles, the Police and Tetha government]

HEY DUDES!

Spring is in full swing and summer is on the way, and with the amount of action going on in the big cities lately I thought we should have a little get together.

For anyone who wants it The Hinata and Silver Dragon Inns will be hosting some combat training and sparring sessions on the first of May! It could be a fun day to brush up on your self defense or learn how to fight together with your Digimon partner if you're new!

And for you more experienced brawlers remember, it's always important to brush up on the basics. If you're up for it there will be some spars. We'll try and match up opponents of equals levels.

I hate being serious so I'll make this short. The Digital World is a dangerous place and no matter how much you try to avoid it...eventually you'll probably get into some trouble. As a professional crime fighter I can't stress enough how important it is for some basic self defense. We're lucky enough that the Digimon can be way stronger then us if we know how to work with them.

So if you're interested drop me a line or just show up! We'll be using the training grounds behind the Inns. If any of you more experienced folks are game we could really use some teachers too!

As the video clicks on we are treated to the view of a stage. Those who have been to Caritas will recognize both the bar, and the tall green demon in soft sky blue suit and cream yellow shirt announcing the next act.

"Now normally we don't do this sort of thing, but I've known this young man since I arrived in the digital world, he's been here faithfully every week singing his heart out and dishing out his hard earned bits on my overpriced *he makes air quotes* healthy drinks. So let's give him a warm welcome, my personal friend, BEASTBOY!"

( Stand up comedy or spectacular fail? )