Jester of the Animal Kingdom.

[As the video clicks on we see BeastBoyGirl standing at the entrance to a car wash wearing a one piece thats he keeps tugging on because it keeps riding up on her exposing more of his legs and behind then she's totally comfortable with. She has some goggles strapped to her head, a Loofah on a stick and a rubber duck. She waves cheerfully at Isha the Plotmon who is apparently monning the camera before pushing a button on the control panel next to her.

The path moves under him and she is carried into the carwash. The camera shakes as Isha patters around inside the building attached to the carwash, and hops up onto a chair to watch through a window.

Beastboygirl is tossed back and forth by massive scrub brushes, her hair getting snagged on one and spun around a few times before being smothered in soap spray and crushed between another two brushes. A pile of Beastboygirl shaped bubbles blinks confused and dizzy before a torrential downpour of water from above hits like the worst thunderstorm ever. This wouldn't be so bad if somehow a bolt of lightning didn't form and zap her.

Shaking and twitching the hero seems nervous as to what's coming next...and for good reason as a blinking red sign comes on with the words, "Hot Wax" She screams but is unheard through the glass...]

Hey! What's that bimbo doing in there!

[The manager is now arguing with Isha obscuring our view of what the hot wax is doing to BeastboyGirl (Thankfully) When Plotmon turns around she's being tossed around by gale force winds and flailing around with each pass. Oddly enough on the third one she appears to be swimming against the current of the air. On the fourth pass she is peddling a bicycle desperately in mid air and on the firth she smacks into the window before being peeled away.

Isha scrambles out the other side of the building to find BeastBoygirl shaking and looking dazed and confused but sparkling clean. Isha's voice is coy and sarcastic.]

So...best idea ever?

*Whimper* A-am I still pretty?

*Click*

Happy Holidays Guys!

Beastboy here just letting you know from now till I leave next week, I'll be working with some friends of mine...

We ain't no friends of yers!

We're only in this for the money!

How come he gets to be in front?

Shut up dudes! OK, like I was saying, I'll be running romantic sleigh rides through Tetha for a reasonable price! The ride includes free sugar cookies and milk served by our own paragon of holiday spirit Miss Plotmon!

...Why do I have to wear this tophat?

The cookies are being provided by a lovely little baker named Tiffany Clay BTW and are fantastic!

*mumbling and squeaking of embarrassment in the backround*

She's a little shy...anyway this is the perfect romantic way to kill time, get around town, do some shopping maybe, or just snuggle up close and enjoy the local decor! We're like the most festive taxi service in town!

...

Ahem...

*sighs and reads flat and emotionless* Say Beastboy...what reindeer are you?

Can't you tell by my color? I'm Olive, the other reindeer.

*Tiffany giggles in the backround*

I don't get it.

Yeah I never heard of no Olive.

I thought you were the funny one.

That's what he keeps telling himself.

((Ooc: Underlines are Billy Numerous as reindeer via potion, italics are plotmon dressed like a carriage driver.))