[Audio, fail lock from hostiles]

Attention dudes and dudettes! Beastboy fans of all ages! It's party time!

And not just any party dudes! It's my 18th birthday!

So look out ladies he's legal. That's right it's no longer against the law to deflower Tetha and Neons jade janitor.

...Jade Janitor?

Yeah, cleaning up the streets.

Oh wow...wow that was bad even by my standards.

No accounting for taste.

Right, anyway partytime. Tonight myself and anyone else who wants to are heading to Neon for this AMAZING triple feature movie showing of "Love is a Many-Tentacled Thing" parts one two and three! While this is one of the few giant monster movies I haven't seen yet it's described as a sort of romantic comedy...with Giant monsters reeking havoc on cities and destroying things and doing what they do."

You know it's a little surprising that they still show Giant monster movies in Neon, they've actually been smashed up by Giant monsters a number of times.

I admire their dedication. Anyway yeah lemme know if your coming there's gonna be food, movies, it'll be an awesome way to celebrate everyone's favorite shape shifting one man menagerie!

Ooo good word.

Thank you. Oh! And in closing I wanna thank my good friend Kat Simmons of M.A.G.I for setting this up...and for my totally cool birthday gifts. Check this out!

[Attached: Pictures of a Beastboy action figure]

Now THIS is a well done figure. 3 and 3/4 inch, amazing detail on the sculpting, ten points of articulation, and a vibrate accurate paint job, I mean look at the hair! The hair is sculpted beautifully! I have never been prettier in my life!

I'll say.

So yeah, party on! Maybe if enough people take the day off work to celebrate in my honor it can be a new Digital World Holiday!