[Video post]

[changelingdude]

[As the video clicks on we see BeastBoyGirl standing at the entrance to a car wash wearing a one piece thats he keeps tugging on because it keeps riding up on her exposing more of his legs and behind then she's totally comfortable with. She has some goggles strapped to her head, a Loofah on a stick and a rubber duck. She waves cheerfully at Isha the Plotmon who is apparently monning the camera before pushing a button on the control panel next to her.

The path moves under him and she is carried into the carwash. The camera shakes as Isha patters around inside the building attached to the carwash, and hops up onto a chair to watch through a window.

Beastboygirl is tossed back and forth by massive scrub brushes, her hair getting snagged on one and spun around a few times before being smothered in soap spray and crushed between another two brushes. A pile of Beastboygirl shaped bubbles blinks confused and dizzy before a torrential downpour of water from above hits like the worst thunderstorm ever. This wouldn't be so bad if somehow a bolt of lightning didn't form and zap her.

Shaking and twitching the hero seems nervous as to what's coming next...and for good reason as a blinking red sign comes on with the words, "Hot Wax" She screams but is unheard through the glass...]

Hey! What's that bimbo doing in there!

[The manager is now arguing with Isha obscuring our view of what the hot wax is doing to BeastboyGirl (Thankfully) When Plotmon turns around she's being tossed around by gale force winds and flailing around with each pass. Oddly enough on the third one she appears to be swimming against the current of the air. On the fourth pass she is peddling a bicycle desperately in mid air and on the firth she smacks into the window before being peeled away.

Isha scrambles out the other side of the building to find BeastBoygirl shaking and looking dazed and confused but sparkling clean. Isha's voice is coy and sarcastic.]

So...best idea ever?

*Whimper* A-am I still pretty?

*Click*

Comments

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

...Do you really wanna know the answer to that, BG?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

What?

She said do you really...

WHAT?

Oh for Yggdrasil's sake...PULL THE WAX OUT OF YOUR EARS!!!

*There is a wet popping noise followed by another and then the sound of Hay Lin's voice replaying over the com before he she responds*

Are you kidding? Yeah I wanna know! Being the cute one is one of my jobs on the Titans after all. It's very important that the city knows the heroes are both good and good looking.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

You're totally clean, if that's what you were going for! Whether or not this was the best idea you've ever had...that one's up for debate. I thought Starfire's job was to be the cute one and fire powerful blasts...!

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

It was! I tried to get an answer about what Hotsprings it was OK for me to use in this body but no one answered so I figured this was worth a shot. It was either this or turning into a small animal and taking a bath in the sink.

And at the risk of alienating my other two female Titan friends, I think you and I know who the cutest Titan female ever is.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

Hmm...my advice? Look cute and turn into a cat the entire time you're in the girls' hot springs. 'Cause otherwise the others might think differently if they saw you as a girl; they might think it's a disguise!

Nice pun BG, but...you've got a really good point there so I can't argue with you on that one~! You'd just better hope your other female Titan friends don't hear this!

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Heh, turn into a cat? There's a joke about pussycats and girlie parts in there somewhere but I'm just mature enough to not say it In the company of someone who may hit me for it later.

I don't think Rae checks the comms much...and Star's probably not gonna care.

You so sure about that?

Nope but if she gets jealous enough to do something I'll apologize somehow.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

Very wise choice, BG. In more ways than one.

Probably not, but still it wouldn't hurt to be safe!