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[As the video clicks on we see Beast~~Boy~~Girl standing at the entrance to a car wash wearing a one piece thats he keeps tugging on because it keeps riding up on her exposing more of his legs and behind then she's totally comfortable with. She has some goggles strapped to her head, a Loofah on a stick and a rubber duck. She waves cheerfully at Isha the Plotmon who is apparently monning the camera before pushing a button on the control panel next to her.

The path moves under him and she is carried into the carwash. The camera shakes as Isha patters around inside the building attached to the carwash, and hops up onto a chair to watch through a window.

Beast~~boy~~girl is tossed back and forth by massive scrub brushes, her hair getting snagged on one and spun around a few times before being smothered in soap spray and crushed between another two brushes. A pile of Beast~~boy~~girl shaped bubbles blinks confused and dizzy before a torrential downpour of water from above hits like the worst thunderstorm ever. This wouldn't be so bad if somehow a bolt of lightning didn't form and zap her.

Shaking and twitching the hero seems nervous as to what's coming next...and for good reason as a blinking red sign comes on with the words, "Hot Wax" She screams but is unheard through the glass...]

Hey! What's that bimbo doing in there!

[The manager is now arguing with Isha obscuring our view of what the hot wax is doing to Beast~~boy~~Girl (Thankfully) When Plotmon turns around she's being tossed around by gale force winds and flailing around with each pass. Oddly enough on the third one she appears to be swimming against the current of the air. On the fourth pass she is peddling a bicycle desperately in mid air and on the firth she smacks into the window before being peeled away.

Isha scrambles out the other side of the building to find Beast~~Boy~~girl shaking and looking dazed and confused but sparkling clean. Isha's voice is coy and sarcastic.]

So...best idea ever?

*Whimper* A-am I still pretty?

*Click*

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...Do you really wanna know the answer to that, BG?

What?

She said do you really...

WHAT?

Oh for Yggdrasil's sake...PULL THE WAX OUT OF YOUR EARS!!!

*There is a wet popping noise followed by another and then the sound of Hay Lin's voice replaying over the com before he she responds*

Are you kidding? Yeah I wanna know! Being the cute one is one of my jobs on the Titans after all. It's very important that the city knows the heroes are both good and good looking.

Edited 2009-06-11 14:55 (UTC)

You're totally clean, if that's what you were going for! Whether or not this was the best idea you've ever had...that one's up for debate. I thought Starfire's job was to be the cute one and fire powerful blasts...!

It was! I tried to get an answer about what Hotsprings it was OK for me to use in this body but no one answered so I figured this was worth a shot. It was either this or turning into a small animal and taking a bath in the sink.

And at the risk of alienating my other two female Titan friends, I think you and I know who the cutest Titan female ever is.

Edited 2009-06-11 15:44 (UTC)

Hmm...my advice? Look cute and turn into a cat the entire time you're in the girls' hot springs. 'Cause otherwise the others might think differently if they saw you as a girl; they might think it's a disguise!

Nice pun BG, but...you've got a really good point there so I can't argue with you on that one~! You'd just better hope your other female Titan friends don't hear this!

Heh, turn into a cat? There's a joke about pussycats and girlie parts in there somewhere but I'm just mature enough to not say it ~~In the company of someone who may hit me for it later.~~

I don't think Rae checks the comms much...and Star's probably not gonna care.

You so sure about that?

Nope but if she gets jealous enough to do something I'll apologize somehow.

Edited 2009-06-11 16:04 (UTC)

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guardian-haylin.livejournal.com - 2009-06-11 17:11 (UTC) - Expand

...If I ask what you're doing, am I going to regret it?

Probably?

Just trying to find a way to get clean that doesn't embarrass anyone, see now that I'm Beastgirl I can't go in the mens side of the hotsprings...and I can't go into the girls side either...and I don't wanna go in the mixed bath area because...well obvious reasons. So it was either this or turn into a cat and give myself a tongue bath.

You could always call up a friend at the Royal Base or something - ask to shower there.

Terra's got a point, BG; Dawn commutes from Axoryi to the Silver Dragon the rest of the week until this ordeal with the showers is taken care of. Said she didn't wanna risk going into work as a guy~

You'd think with how much I commute to Titans Tower I'd have thought of that first.

No...no I know you Green Genes so I'd think you'd try something stupid like this first.

What and miss out on the fun of watching this?

Eh heh...not a bad idea but I don't really have any friends at the Royal Base...though I guess I coulda just gone to Titans Tower...

A fine example of not thinking things through.

Hey, cut him a break. Gender changing must be disorienting.

Cy'll probably let you shower at his place next time - you can bet on it.

It is a little bit...it still feels totally weird getting dressed in the morning. It's like...I don't wanna look but I do ya know?

So that's why you look like you got dressed in the dark.

...

At least you're enjoying yourself? Now I'm GLAD that I managed to change back.

I have to admit other then the pain? Totally awesome.

You were coated in hot wax.

I said other then the pain!

Probably.

There ARE better ways of getting washed up, though. That did more damage than it did healing.

There are...and I've discussed it with some others by now...

...but it was pretty awesome except for the pain.

Sigh.

... well, I can't argue with THAT. I mean, car washes ARE cool if you're inside the car. It's like being at the helm of a space fortress while you're wading through an attacking alien fleet.

DUDE! I thought I was the only one who ever pretended that's what was going on!

You two frighten me.

All great plans have some factors you can't predict.

What kind of idiot couldn't have predicted that?

Are you okay, at least?

Why wouldn't I be?

*The sound of Isha facepawing*

The hot wax?