Two words dude. Pointy. Ears. Ladies looove the pointy ears. Especially when they wiggle like this? Are you watching? Oh yeah, gets them every time. It doesn't hurt that I've got this dazzling smile! Brush and floss every day! What would I say if I was chomping on some bad dude and all people could see was like, gnarly yellow teeth? ...well nothing because my mouth would be full.
Actually, I'm also hilarious, everybody knows it even if they don't laugh at all my jokes. Seriously ok I've got this one about a about dessert right? What kind of dessert does a Sheep rancher have? Shepherds pie! ...get it? Because...sheep? Hello? Is this thing on?
4.) What ability would you most like to have?
Uh...hello? I can turn into ANY animal! What could be cooler then that? Not just like...some animals. Aliens too! Though...turning into a Gordanian was kinda rough. But dude there is nothing like breaking the ice at a party by turning into like, a kangaroo or a big honking elephant. And you think you know swimming? Dolphin's know swimming in ways humans can only dream! And flying dude! Flying is the best! I mean other then how quiet it is up high. But the view can't be beat!
...oh wait! That gives me an idea. I'd like to be able to turn into animals AND talk. Because you have no idea how many funny jokes I think of in battle but can't say! Unless I'm like...a parrot.
6.) What would make up your ideal friend?
Did you mean to make these questions so easy? Seriously? I already have the coolest best friend ever! Cyborg is totally the man dude! He's super strong, AND smart! Way smarter then me! Which is great because sometimes I gotta ask him how to fix stuff like the toaster which someone who was totally not me, broke while trying to make s'mores. And he's fun too! Whenever I wanna play video games or stank ball or something he's on board! And any day now? He 'd gonna teach me how to drive the T-car.
No really! He is! He just...doesn't know it yet. But it's gonna happen!
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Date: 2013-04-03 07:35 am (UTC)Two words dude. Pointy. Ears. Ladies looove the pointy ears. Especially when they wiggle like this? Are you watching? Oh yeah, gets them every time. It doesn't hurt that I've got this dazzling smile! Brush and floss every day! What would I say if I was chomping on some bad dude and all people could see was like, gnarly yellow teeth? ...well nothing because my mouth would be full.
Actually, I'm also hilarious, everybody knows it even if they don't laugh at all my jokes. Seriously ok I've got this one about a about dessert right? What kind of dessert does a Sheep rancher have? Shepherds pie! ...get it? Because...sheep? Hello? Is this thing on?
4.) What ability would you most like to have?
Uh...hello? I can turn into ANY animal! What could be cooler then that? Not just like...some animals. Aliens too! Though...turning into a Gordanian was kinda rough. But dude there is nothing like breaking the ice at a party by turning into like, a kangaroo or a big honking elephant. And you think you know swimming? Dolphin's know swimming in ways humans can only dream! And flying dude! Flying is the best! I mean other then how quiet it is up high. But the view can't be beat!
...oh wait! That gives me an idea. I'd like to be able to turn into animals AND talk. Because you have no idea how many funny jokes I think of in battle but can't say! Unless I'm like...a parrot.
6.) What would make up your ideal friend?
Did you mean to make these questions so easy? Seriously? I already have the coolest best friend ever!
Cyborg is totally the man dude! He's super strong, AND smart! Way smarter then me! Which is great because sometimes I gotta ask him how to fix stuff like the toaster which someone who was totally not me, broke while trying to make s'mores. And he's fun too! Whenever I wanna play video games or stank ball or something he's on board! And any day now? He 'd gonna teach me how to drive the T-car.
No really! He is! He just...doesn't know it yet. But it's gonna happen!