[As the video clicks on we see BeastBoyGirl standing at the entrance to a car wash wearing a one piece thats he keeps tugging on because it keeps riding up on her exposing more of his legs and behind then she's totally comfortable with. She has some goggles strapped to her head, a Loofah on a stick and a rubber duck. She waves cheerfully at Isha the Plotmon who is apparently monning the camera before pushing a button on the control panel next to her.
The path moves under him and she is carried into the carwash. The camera shakes as Isha patters around inside the building attached to the carwash, and hops up onto a chair to watch through a window.
Beastboygirl is tossed back and forth by massive scrub brushes, her hair getting snagged on one and spun around a few times before being smothered in soap spray and crushed between another two brushes. A pile of Beastboygirl shaped bubbles blinks confused and dizzy before a torrential downpour of water from above hits like the worst thunderstorm ever. This wouldn't be so bad if somehow a bolt of lightning didn't form and zap her.
Shaking and twitching the hero seems nervous as to what's coming next...and for good reason as a blinking red sign comes on with the words, "Hot Wax" She screams but is unheard through the glass...]
Hey! What's that bimbo doing in there!
[The manager is now arguing with Isha obscuring our view of what the hot wax is doing to BeastboyGirl (Thankfully) When Plotmon turns around she's being tossed around by gale force winds and flailing around with each pass. Oddly enough on the third one she appears to be swimming against the current of the air. On the fourth pass she is peddling a bicycle desperately in mid air and on the firth she smacks into the window before being peeled away.
Isha scrambles out the other side of the building to find BeastBoygirl shaking and looking dazed and confused but sparkling clean. Isha's voice is coy and sarcastic.]
So...best idea ever?
*Whimper* A-am I still pretty?
*Click*
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changelingdude) wrote2009-06-11 06:54 am
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D'you know about those love potion-spiked cookies?
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Oh! Oh ho ho hoooooo! Konata you didn't!
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Look, I know this line's totally out of every romantic comedy anime ever, but IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!
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So come on, spare me no details, good end, bad end or the boring old indecisive middle end?
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... and then I turned back into a girl and melted all over guy-Mion until SHE changed back, so, um. Embarrassing End.
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... gained a level in WHAT? Well, okay, MION probably gained a level for getting out of that in one piece.
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