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Hey Digital world dudes...settle a bet for me, Cy and I were arguing about this all afternoon.

Who would win in a fight between a Caveman and an Astronaut?

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...it depends really. I mean, if they were, say, fighting on the Moon, the Caveman would suffocate. What does the astronaut have, what does the caveman have, and where are they fighting?

Three rounds, one in a chamber with moon gravity but oxygen, one in a jungle and one in a boxing ring.

First round sci-fi weapons, second round primitive weapons, third round fists.

I think it'd go Astronaut, Astronaut, Caveman. The Astronaut would probably be better equipped mentally to improvise a plan, and even could out-tech the Caveman even in a jungle setting, with simple machines liek pulley's and levers and really heavy rocks.

What a stupid question.

The Caveman...obviously.

Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

Depends.

Is the astronaut my uncle?

If you want sure why not.

Definitely the astronaut, then.

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You really are the brains of the operation for the titans aren't you?

Astronaut, definitely.

Pfft, the caveman!

Is the astronaut not suspended in a suit that is hard to maneuver in?

I would believe that the proto-humanoid would be more likely to win such a battle.

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