[Audio]

[changelingdude]

BWHAHAHAHA!

You're insane, I love it!

I love it to and how could you not? GAZE UPON HER BEAUTY AND REJOICE TETHA FOR A GODDESS WALKS AMONG US!

Several Goddesses walk among us, Belldandy for one...

Not the point! For this is the most beautiful woman in all the Digital world and I'll fight anyone who dares say otherwise! And best of all she loves meeeeeeeee me of all people MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I still have no idea how you managed this.

Lots of effort! But it was all worth it!

[What you will see if you happen to be strolling by the Hinata inn is a giant Cherry Jello Statue of Terra. Watch in amusement as it jiggles in the wind and defies gravity and physics.]

Comments

[Anon / Untraceable / Audio]

[hrtlssguardian.livejournal.com]

You do know Jello is made from animal bones, right?

Re: [Anon / Untraceable / Audio]

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

...no way.

Actually now that you mention it I think I read that somewhere.

OH GROSS! I'm gonna be sick!

[Anon / Untraceable / Audio] Oh boy, she is having too much fun with this.

[hrtlssguardian.livejournal.com]

Essentially, jello is the material within an creature's bones that allow the bone to flex just enough without breaking.

Congrats vegan boy, you just made a statue of your girlfriend out of animal products. The agony and suffering of thousands of porkers is immortalized in your work. The thousands of slit throats, the hundreds of thousands of hours spent by those animals bleeding out. The disembowelments, oh the disembowelments! The cries of babies for their mothers who are now on people's plates!

You are a true art genius! So subtle, so callus to the suffering of others... It is almost enough to bring an tear to my eye!

Re: [Anon / Untraceable / Audio] I can tell

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

He fainted sometime around the Slit throats part...really I don't see what the big deal is. Technically there isn't any animal products in this food it's all made of Data.

Re: [Anon / Untraceable / Audio]

[hrtlssguardian.livejournal.com]

Hmm, true. However, he didn't know that, and that was what made this little torment enjoyable.