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[changelingdude]

Beastboy, hey buddy come on snap out of it.

Who? Who?

Beastboy you are not an owl anymore *Slapping noise*

Ow! Dude my face...my beautiful face!

I told you that window was closed, didn't I tell you?

It looked open...ow...

Whoever's doing the windows must be doing a great job then.

Guess we oughta clean up that bird and digimon shaped smudge then.

*Sigh* I'll get the Squeegee.

Comments

[dark-present.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can get that. I didn't know that was a danger though.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Only to idiots.

Ah heh...didn't mean to bother anyone, sorry...

[dark-present.livejournal.com]

It's no bother. It is a my job, after all.

[possess-mute.livejournal.com]

Are you all right?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

That depends, Plotmon am I still pretty?

You're green, pointy eared and you have one fang..just the one.

So yes?

[possess-mute.livejournal.com]

You can still joke. So I'm sure you'll be fine.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Dude the day I can't crack a half a joke let alone a good one is the day I'm roadkill...but who's joking? I'm adorable.

[possess-mute.livejournal.com]

...

Well, that is true. Even with the green, you do have good features, so as long as people are not bothered by coloring or pointed ears, you are attractive.

*Said from the standpoint of an artist, but BB can take it how he wants.*

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Hey what do you mean even with the green? I'm a delightful shade of jade baby! Ladies love the ears and this fang of mine? Great for opening cans.

[possess-mute.livejournal.com]

It is a lovely green, but you know how some people focus on rather petty things. Though I do believe the fame of superheroes who don't look like human has done much to help lessen that.

And I admit, I always did think of things like selves or rather such creatures when I saw your ears. It would be a plus.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

The Lord of the Rings movies did alot to help the elf thing.

I still think he looks like a goblin.

Stunningly handsome by goblin standards.

Like that's hard.

Dude I'm the prettiest Goblin under an bridge.

Those are trolls you putz.

How the heck do you know you're a digimon.

I just know these things.

[possess-mute.livejournal.com]

Goblins are usually smaller too and built thicker.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

And that's something I never have to worry about, thank you super metabolism and a healthy vegan diet.

I really hate you for that, I swear just one too many ice creams and I feel all bloated and swollen till I train for like a week.

Might just be the ice cream around here, Hay Lin uses it on everyone whenever they're bummed out. Got maimed? Ice cream shake. Stubbed your toe? Ice cream shake.

It always works too, I be it's magic.

I bet you have brain damage.

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

[There is no reply here. None at all. Just Terra staring at the comment with a raised eyebrow.]

[possess-mute.livejournal.com]

*This can only end in hilarity?*

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

Did you really just run into a window?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

I-it looked open!!!

Ha! No comment needed from me this time, dig your own grave green genes.

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

Oh, Beast Boy... Do you do this often...?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

No way! I don't always fly into windows come on how dumb do you think I am?

Before you answer that Terra take a good long look at his backlogs...in fact here gimmie the comm...

[Attached: Post of Noir and Beastboy dueling in the supermarket]

...OK to be totally fair...you figured out I wasn't smart a long time ago...

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

You aren't dumb. Just a little bit...different.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Heh, normal's boring anyway.

Says you, I'd die for a little normal around here.

In a way wouldn't all the weird stuff stopping be abnormal?

I hate it when you get clever on me.

Good thing it doesn't happen too often.

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

...What kinds of weird things have happened around here, anyway?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...well OK around Halloween Kronk...do you know Kronk? Anywho dude mixed some magic potions with some pastries and it turned people into animals right? well I decided I'd try that out to see what happened because when Mumbo Jumbo tried that on me it didn't work.

He started turning into objects.

It was hilarious!

It was stupid.

Man you are really negative lately.

I gotta counterbalance you or you get too happy and screw up.

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

Animals and...objects.

Uh. A lot more shapeshifting going on here than when I left.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Eh you know, viruses. I held a part time job as a reindeer for awhile pulling sleds, OH OH I know! Guess what? I totally have a brainbreaker granddaughter running around the forest!

Oh that's good Beastboy, shatter poor Terra's mind why don't you.