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[changelingdude]

HAPPY ST.PATRICKS DAY DUDES!

For those of you don't know, St. Patricks day is a holiday we celebrate in America in honor of the Irish people who brought us lots of great potato dishes, kilts, sexy Irish accents, and pretty much invented the color green which is my favorite for obvious reasons.

We also celebrate it in honor of St. Patrick who was like Robin Hood or an early old fashioned super hero robbing from the Rich Scottish and giving to the poor Irish. He was totally awesome and one time he saved the country of Ireland from the Loch Ness Monster!

Anyway to celebrate adults drink beer and party and wear green and sing songs and stuff. Kids can do all that except the beer stuff. If you're not wearing green though people might pinch you and you gotta accept it because you're being a humbug!

Also if you see any rainbows today try to get to the end of them, there should be like a pot of gold or a leprechaun or something.

For those of you who don't know what a leprechaun is, he's like a little Irish midget dude who is magic and if you catch him he has to grant you three wishes or give you a pot of gold and I think sometimes they turn evil and if you feed them after midnight they turn into Chupacabra and eat goats.

So Happy St. Patties day! Have a great time! We'll be celebrating out on the front lawn of the Hinata and Silver Dragon's inn with a big feast tonight if you're interested!

Comments

[im-batgirl.livejournal.com]

... That sure is the story of St. Patrick's day alright.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

This is the most bizarre holiday of all. Who comes up with these things in the first place?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

See? I told you Isha!

I can't believe it...you humans are insane.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Well this holiday at least was invented by the Irish. They'd all wear green so that St. Patrick could tell who was on his side and who was against him and if you didn't wear green you could count on getting pinched all day by those who were.

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Actually, I still think that goes to Christmas. It's basically a holiday that's come to represent a reverse felony.

Think about it, a big fat guy in a red suit inconspicuously sneaks into houses, leaves lots of valuables and good cheer, and escapes into the night with a booming laugh.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

His side? Side of what?

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

... I thought Christmas was about the birth of god or something like that originally?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

But tiny Irish midget people becoming Chupacabra if you feed them? What the hell?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Didn't you read earlier dude? St. Patrick stole from the Scottish to give to the Irish so they wore green to let him know who they were.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't they have lived in different places and not need to color code themselves?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Not true, the Scotts wanted their gold back so they tried to pretend to be Irish to get the gold from St. Patrick.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Why didn't they beat them up instead?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

I think the Scotts had better weapons.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

That's who I was talking about.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Oh...yeah I got nothin' Go steal a history book or something.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

But that's boring.