[locked from hostiles]

[changelingdude]

T.V. party night -

*Whimper sniffle* I-it is my greatest sorrow to report...the loss of one of the digital worlds greatest entertainers.

Mike the T.V...has been sent home.

We wish him well wherever he may be.

Tomorrow night I'd like to organize a bonfire of T.V Guides in his honor and hope that in his home he may have some chance of seeing our love for him.

He was an original, he was one of a kind, he will be missed.

God bless and...goodnight.

*choked sob*

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Comments

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah...

...he didn't have the biggest screen *Sob* B-but he had the biggest heart!!!

[youjustmetagirl.livejournal.com]

He does have a good heart. For...any given value of heart, given he's a TV.

No need for that past tense, he's probably gone home.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

I-I know and I'm happy for him...

...but I will miss the little dude. Who would come to me in the dead of night because he knew there was a monster movie marathon on that I might not know about?

Who will personally subtitle my kung fu movies?

I can only hope he's performing to a packed crowd somewhere.

[youjustmetagirl.livejournal.com]

Well...

Hey, I'm always up. I could tell you about movie marathons!

And hey, doesn't the digital world translate everything anyway? I know we've been working with this Japanese-Quebecois kid; neither Maria or I know Japanese or French...

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Kung Fu movies are different, ya gotta watch those in the native language it makes it cooler.

But I appreciate it, I really do.

[youjustmetagirl.livejournal.com]

That even works here? The most I hear from people is an accent.

Everyone appreciates me!