How about I add "Grandpa by genes, grandson by age" to your title list instead? Remember, BB, just because you're biologically related, that doesn't mean you've suddenly gained the years of experience and wisdom that it takes to live up to that ideal.

It sounds like you two could use some team-building exercises. If you're game, I'll put you two through some of those tonight.

But I'll warn you now, I'm a harsh teacher when I need to be. And you? You sound like you need a harsh teacher.